INSOMNIAC

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Late Night Conversations

whoopdedoo:

Me: My dog just farted.

Sarah: how did it smell?

Me: haha idk. It just smelled bad…[describing the stench]

Sarah: Ewwww i didnt wanna know all that. I just wanted to know if it smelled worse that human farts

Me: Well then you should have rephrased your question.

Apparently I need to be more specific when asking questions 

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Tonight I can report to the American people and to the world that The United States has conducted an operation that has killed Osama bin Laden — the leader of al-Qaeda and a terrorist who is responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.
President Barack Obama. (via thedailywhat)

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wedidithoneybee:

viasquaredd:

1000 reblogs = $10

10000 reblogs = $100 .. and so on

Okay, we know, we know, it’s shameless self promotion. We will be using the increased traffic from our website to fund this donation. We will be sending Red Cross the check for the Japan Earthquake and Pacific Tsunami.

UPDATE: We forgot to add what we’d do if someone were to “like” the post. We will combine the reblogs and likes we got from our last post along with the reblogs and likes we get from this post.

We wish we can donate more, but it’s all we can handle. If you would like to donate directly to the cause, please click here.

We will be donating 1 cent per every reblog, 1 cent for every like and 5 cents per every new follower we get. We’ll be sending the check to American Red Cross.

Email us at what@viaSQUARED.com for any questions regarding this.

 GO GO GO REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

(Source: theroyalties, via dawn-wu)

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temptingmind:

deucessss:

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

For Sarah because we are so silly. 

I cant believe we started whipping our hair around in the park.. we’re weird.

yesssss

(Source: ridethebeat)