whoopdedoo:

Me: My dog just farted.

Sarah: how did it smell?

Me: haha idk. It just smelled bad…[describing the stench]

Sarah: Ewwww i didnt wanna know all that. I just wanted to know if it smelled worse that human farts

Me: Well then you should have rephrased your question.

Apparently I need to be more specific when asking questions